4. THE ZEN
These guys know how to enjoy the little things - a day with no wind, a quiet road, the sound of 6 sets of cleats clipping into pedals in unison, even numbers and a competent crew who understand rolling turns and never half-wheel. The little things.... ahhhh
Never before have you had a pal that commits as strongly and faithfully as a cyclist. They’re as reliable as a two-bob watch, and always punctual - if not they risk missing the roll out for the bunchie. Need to be picked up from the airport? - ask a cyclist. Can’t find a hot date to show off at the work Xmas party, one that won’t drink too much and embarrass you in front of your boss? - invite a cyclist. Need someone to store your millions under their mattress and not tell a word? – a cyclist is your one and only.
6. NAVIGATIONAL EXPERT
Lost at Chaddy again? Does the CBD break you out in a cold non-exercise-related sweat? Never fear, your cycling pal is probably a better navigator than Cook. They’ve ridden every bike trail within 50km and know every street in their city like the back of their hand. They know the fastest, safest routes and the path to the best cafés and beyond. Google Maps? Puh-lease! Just follow the Lycra Angel.
These guys are more than just witty, they’re wise beyond their years. Not only are they practically minded and handy with moving parts, they can pack a car like a Tetris champion. What other human can fulfil line up duties like a cyclist? They know everything Google ever wanted to know about their sport and theyll be able to help you choose a ripping bike for yourself.